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You have reached the illustrious Takenaka Yuji.

If this is an emergency, you had best call 911. If this is a social or intimate call, leave your name and number.

I'll get back to you, rest assured.

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yeah the capslock really isnt helping you this is totally a rebound isnt it this is a rebound fling is he a good kisser???

It's supposed to be for emphasis because of how true it is.

And I wouldn't know because I haven't kissed him!

[he's just. sliding over the rebound part there.]

no its not true you have a new boyfriend does he have a nice ass please say you noticed his ass ples

No I do not have a new boyfriend.

Yes he does have a really nice ass, okay, of course I noticed.

HAH. ok ok nick as your partner as your gay ass partner i will say this

HIT THAT

I hate you.

Besides, someone else is coming along, too, apparently.

[because nick has to be chaperoned.]

no u dont who r u into threeways now

No I don't, and no I'm not so don't get any ideas.

Hajime, and he's there to help keep watch.

good because if u hated me you woudlnt get to come to my vegas wedding who is he cute

fuck that I better be the best man at your Vegas wedding.

You've seen him before, he's the guy that manages that Japanese restaurant we go to sometimes. So probably yes, I guess.

then u better start spilling details here oh well i guess he never really stood out sohe must not be unless i dated him once and then never spoke to him again both options are possible

You have all the details what more details do you want?

I'm not sure which one it is either, but I never really noticed if he was cute or not. I might now though, thanks.

have u seen him naked well thats disappointing you should hit on him if this professor doesnt make you stand at attention

I don't want to hit on him thanks.

[And there's a delay before he answers the first question, because he's trying to figure out if he can get away with lying.]

...yes. But not well, he was in my lap for most of it and then he borrowed my pants.

UM WHAT? YOU WANT TO RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN

Remember the snake attack on that meeting we went to, and Lyall went full wolf and bit me? Yeah, he didn't exactly have clothes on when he turned human.

[Nick might have left that part out of his original story.]

you never told me that part and what is it with u and wolf boyfriends

I bet you can guess why.

He's not my boyfriend. And I'd argue that you know very well I had a wolf girlfriend, except Reilanin wasn't a wolf when we dated and I'm not actually sure that helps me at all.

whatever happened to not keeping secrets from your partner??? yeah no that doesnt help you at all wolf fucker

That wasn't a secret! That was me just leaving out a detail that I knew you'd run away with.

You know you're a wolf, right?

secret secret naked lap friend ROBOT wolf its different ok

See? This is you running away with it.

Still a wolf.

it so is not so youre saying you want to fuck me

All right yeah, this is restrained for you. Thank you.

Of course not, Locke City couldn't handle that much hot. I'm saying it's not the wolf thing. I didn't want to fuck Angela or Derek either.

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