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You have reached the illustrious Takenaka Yuji.
If this is an emergency, you had best call 911. If this is a social or
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I'll get back to you, rest assured.
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detectivetroll
2014-04-19 11:52 pm (UTC)
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All right yeah, this is restrained for you. Thank you.
Of course not, Locke City couldn't handle that much hot. I'm saying it's not the wolf thing. I didn't want to fuck Angela or Derek either.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 02:18 am (UTC)
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you bet your ass it is i havent even asked how big he is see im so kind
you have a type
your type is wolf
maybe you do want to bang me but youre trying to be a good partner and saying u dont
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 02:30 am (UTC)
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I was a little preoccupied by the giant bite in my leg and the fact that I probably just gave him a concussion to check that out.
I have dated loads of people who aren't wolves. Way more not wolves. My ratio of dating wolves to not-wolves is like 2:561.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 02:35 am (UTC)
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but he was naked right ???? how could u NOT
also there is no way you dated like 500 people thats like my record not yours
dont steal my easy rider title
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 02:42 am (UTC)
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I'm too classy to check out a friend after I just beat him up with kitchen utensils.
No one can steal the title from you.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 02:45 am (UTC)
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u did what
thats a new level of kink for you i didnt even know you were into wooden spoons
you sounded like you were trying
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 02:50 am (UTC)
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It was a rolling pin.
You can relax, I have no intention of going for it.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 03:08 am (UTC)
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you put a rolling pin
no
even i cant finish that sentence
good dont even joke about it
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 03:22 am (UTC)
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Thank you for not going there.
All right, all right, your title is off limits. It's only for five days, okay? I'm leaving Sunday and I'll be back Friday, and I'll bring you back something.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 03:28 am (UTC)
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it better be good and not some lame tourist souvenir okay
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 03:29 am (UTC)
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It'll be really good. It'll be alcohol and clothes.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 03:31 am (UTC)
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what kind of clothes
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 03:35 am (UTC)
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Probably a scarf or boots, whatever I find. Don't worry, I'll text you pictures first.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 03:36 am (UTC)
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good because if its the wrong shade of purple youre disowned
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 03:52 am (UTC)
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I would never dream of getting you the wrong shade of purple.
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sassymaru
2014-04-20 03:56 am (UTC)
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good
im very particular about my purples
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detectivetroll
2014-04-20 09:41 am (UTC)
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Trust me, I know.
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text;
Of course not, Locke City couldn't handle that much hot. I'm saying it's not the wolf thing. I didn't want to fuck Angela or Derek either.
text;
you have a type
your type is wolf
maybe you do want to bang me but youre trying to be a good partner and saying u dont
text;
I have dated loads of people who aren't wolves. Way more not wolves. My ratio of dating wolves to not-wolves is like 2:561.
text;
also there is no way you dated like 500 people thats like my record not yours
dont steal my easy rider title
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No one can steal the title from you.
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thats a new level of kink for you i didnt even know you were into wooden spoons
you sounded like you were trying
text;
You can relax, I have no intention of going for it.
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no
even i cant finish that sentence
good dont even joke about it
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All right, all right, your title is off limits. It's only for five days, okay? I'm leaving Sunday and I'll be back Friday, and I'll bring you back something.
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im very particular about my purples
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