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You have reached the illustrious Takenaka Yuji.

If this is an emergency, you had best call 911. If this is a social or intimate call, leave your name and number.

I'll get back to you, rest assured.

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no u dont who r u into threeways now

No I don't, and no I'm not so don't get any ideas.

Hajime, and he's there to help keep watch.

good because if u hated me you woudlnt get to come to my vegas wedding who is he cute

fuck that I better be the best man at your Vegas wedding.

You've seen him before, he's the guy that manages that Japanese restaurant we go to sometimes. So probably yes, I guess.

then u better start spilling details here oh well i guess he never really stood out sohe must not be unless i dated him once and then never spoke to him again both options are possible

You have all the details what more details do you want?

I'm not sure which one it is either, but I never really noticed if he was cute or not. I might now though, thanks.

have u seen him naked well thats disappointing you should hit on him if this professor doesnt make you stand at attention

I don't want to hit on him thanks.

[And there's a delay before he answers the first question, because he's trying to figure out if he can get away with lying.]

...yes. But not well, he was in my lap for most of it and then he borrowed my pants.

UM WHAT? YOU WANT TO RUN THAT BY ME AGAIN

Remember the snake attack on that meeting we went to, and Lyall went full wolf and bit me? Yeah, he didn't exactly have clothes on when he turned human.

[Nick might have left that part out of his original story.]

you never told me that part and what is it with u and wolf boyfriends

I bet you can guess why.

He's not my boyfriend. And I'd argue that you know very well I had a wolf girlfriend, except Reilanin wasn't a wolf when we dated and I'm not actually sure that helps me at all.

whatever happened to not keeping secrets from your partner??? yeah no that doesnt help you at all wolf fucker

That wasn't a secret! That was me just leaving out a detail that I knew you'd run away with.

You know you're a wolf, right?

secret secret naked lap friend ROBOT wolf its different ok

See? This is you running away with it.

Still a wolf.

it so is not so youre saying you want to fuck me

All right yeah, this is restrained for you. Thank you.

Of course not, Locke City couldn't handle that much hot. I'm saying it's not the wolf thing. I didn't want to fuck Angela or Derek either.

you bet your ass it is i havent even asked how big he is see im so kind you have a type your type is wolf maybe you do want to bang me but youre trying to be a good partner and saying u dont

I was a little preoccupied by the giant bite in my leg and the fact that I probably just gave him a concussion to check that out.

I have dated loads of people who aren't wolves. Way more not wolves. My ratio of dating wolves to not-wolves is like 2:561.

but he was naked right ???? how could u NOT also there is no way you dated like 500 people thats like my record not yours dont steal my easy rider title

I'm too classy to check out a friend after I just beat him up with kitchen utensils.

No one can steal the title from you.

u did what thats a new level of kink for you i didnt even know you were into wooden spoons you sounded like you were trying

It was a rolling pin.

You can relax, I have no intention of going for it.

you put a rolling pin no even i cant finish that sentence good dont even joke about it

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